What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

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Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!