What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!