What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.