What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today