What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.