What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.

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Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!