What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte