What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.