What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!