What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.