What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees