How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

Who drives it?

The officer.

Winter Coat Jokes More Winter Coat Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.