How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.