Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

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What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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Who wants to be a Millionaire?

on Zimbabwean TV.

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

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What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"