Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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What's the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

on Zimbabwean TV.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.