What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do computers snack on?

micro chips

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

What's your favourite letter ?

Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Wikipedia Jokes More Wikipedia Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.