Theft Jokes

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.