Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.