Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.