What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.