What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you