What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

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What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.