Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Because all proper tea is theft.
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Any 4 numbers in a row."
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
Violent revolutions never change anything.
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
squishes out of the room*
A leave of Absinthe.
Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.