How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common?

They've both got a little Captain in them.

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.