How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common?

They've both got a little Captain in them.

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.