What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

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What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

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Wine

Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries?

Drunken Donuts