What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.