What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )