Addadictomy.
You don't know man, you weren't there!
A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
They're all too afraid of change.
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
To the sturgeon
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.