Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you know if balls are ticklish?

Testicle

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.