Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

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How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

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10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.