Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

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How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Un Oeuf Jokes More Un Oeuf Jokes

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.