What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!