What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD