How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Because she was a woman

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet