How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver?

Because she's dead.

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What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.