Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!