Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

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One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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You brown it on one side

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.