Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.