What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.