What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.