Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

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What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.