It was low hanging fruit.
Not sure, probably just hanging out.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
He was looking for Pooh.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
Because in America, freedom rings.
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
makes choking sounds*
Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
