What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.