What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.