What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What do you say to a motivated ghost?

That's the spirit!

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What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !