What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghosted.

What do you call a ghost in the Outback?

An Apparigine!

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.