What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

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What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

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What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

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What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.