What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.