What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

What did Grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!