Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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Ones in a cup

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What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.