Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.