How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

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How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*