How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen