Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Headlight Jokes More Headlight Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.