What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

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