How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

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What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked