How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

Previous Random Joke Next
System Jokes More System Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

10 Minute Jokes More 10 Minute Jokes

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Hack Jokes More Hack Jokes

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.