A spider
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Chevalry
System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia
when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
He had trouble integrating
They tend to be mean.
'Where is the bar tended?'
Because it ran out of cluck !
Wars end.
Because it just makes me falafel.
in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
A Tolkien Ring network.
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
Everyone takes him for granite.