'Where is the bar tended?'
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
They both tend to shoot up schools.
Waterboarding.
You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.
Because the cell door was still locked.
Because she ate the secretary.
