A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"