A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.