A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

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Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"