What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.