Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
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It's just what we tend to do
They tend to be shells of their former selves
They tend to be mean.
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
Grow away.
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
A VeterinArian.
He grabs a hoe.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
They're not trigger errors.
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Because at any moment they could bleet out
They both tend to shoot up schools.
They cantaloupe
Waterboarding.
'Where is the bar tended?'
The teachers tend to Babylon.
Tacos.
Do you believe in people "
People laugh at my face.
Server Not Found.
A cyberian cafe.
Because if they close the other, they can't see!
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
Forget-me-nuts.
Because they are planted in the spring!
They both need natural light to survive!
