What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.