What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

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What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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What does an Anime Mathlete say?

Notice me 7pi!

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.