What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

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Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle