What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What do you call a fishermans newborn?

Fresh bait

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up