What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident?

The url.

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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.