Because he was hooked on worms.
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Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
They're always getting hooked up
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Arrrrrrr-wen
Quack
Cos they'll always hook a brutha up
She was taking god's name in vein.
He was hooked on phonics.
They fall for things hook line and sinker!
One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
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A Trans Pacific Partnership
He says "All net."
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
3edgy5me
Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!
Hook up
A. At a secondhand store.
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
eFISHancy!
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Ready, aim, make the FIRE!
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
Santa has just 3 Ho's...
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Nothing.
Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau
19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/
A neigh-maker
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
Have a NICE day!
Humerus.97
He's looking over his shoulder
