What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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Who makes a drinking sound like this makes drinking sound?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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What do you call a Muslim pilot?

An Airrab.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.