What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

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A cup of Joe.

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.