What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"