What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong