Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.