What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

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What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

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What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.