What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

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What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

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What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.