What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.

What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm