What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

Jos

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients