What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

What's the most prominent religion in Canada?

Jemima's Witnesses.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders