What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

What's a Mexican's favourite video game?

Borderlands.

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.