What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

Jos

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!