What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.