What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.