What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.