How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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An envelope!

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Gotta go fast!"

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Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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Hose A and Hose B.

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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They both steal your bike.