How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.

Why are Mexicans so nosy?

Because they're jalapeo business.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.