How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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Both start off as eggs.

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You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's a Mexican sound technician's favorite cereal?

AudiO's

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Which one can do it?

It's the thot that counts.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan