What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"